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Parents, Stop Naming Your Babies After Apple Products Please

Congratulations You got a brand new baby. Probably Your baby is the greatest thing ever. It probably even smells like love it is amazing Being a parents. I mean, I don't really know what it's like. but I imagine it's pretty cool to watch a little person come out of another person and then raise it into a full-grown human like yourself and teach it cool ninja moves and stuff.

And Now that you have your new baby you're may be struggling with a name for it. All the cool ones are may be taken, and it doesn't help that Beyonce and Jay-Z are doing pompous shit like brand their baby's name. But please, PLEASE, don't even think about naming your baby after an Apple product.